WHO SAYS THE DEVIL DONT HAVE A FACE?

Why I FIRED my secretary!!!

Erotic Story

Why I fired my secretary...Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway.

I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say"Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday."I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember." The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to leave for the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said "You know, it's such abeautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go."

We went to lunch.We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such abeautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not."She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.""Sure," I replied excitedly.She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came outcarrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And there I sat... on the couch... naked.

THE END.

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