LETTER TO FATHER (SMART BRAT)

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad, she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science finds a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true.. I'm over at Tommy's house.

I just wanted to remind you there are worse things in life than the Report Card in my desk drawer.

I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home.

MAKE SURE YOU SHAVE

This misses look so oh so happy having a group photo taken during an all girls friday night out.. oh but so deliciously good. Oh so happy, and one of them decided to share their happy time by posting this group photo on "FACEBOOK"....damn I love all the cracks of MICROSOFT
however oops this photo is priceless... hey girl next time you attempt to show some skin, make sure you "SHAVE!!!" your bikini lines.... and don't be too excited to upload you photos on "FaceBook" dear... I wonder what else is growing in there... need some lawn mowers.

WISH LIST TO EVIL SANTA (12 days of SXMas)

1. On the 1st day of SXMas Evil Santa sends me two chicks in black bikinis

2. 2nd day of SXMas Evil Santa sends to me a this babe in a white bikini & 2 chicks in black bikinis

3. 3rd day of SXMas Evil Santa sends to me, a babe in a white bikini, two hot chicks in black bikinis, and two other chicks on a couch.

12. on the 12th day of SXMas Evil Santa sends to me.... oh I just wish (Pls continue on the days of SXMas work your brilliant minds)

DAMN DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY

While on waiting for a ride to KL Sentral ........ how lucky me damn mamamia.. unholy of all unholies

you'all listen, wont you want to have a bite?......


ok demons all together now..... YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY

OTHERWISE youall listen now STEP RIGHT UP!!!

The MALAYSIAN FLAG (MALAYSIA BOLEH)

I now know, know is not the word i meant, understand would be the right word to describe the sentiment i feel, i am not Malaysian, but to see the symbol of freedom and country desecrated (The Flag) reminds me where im from.

It dawned to me what you guys mean by the social cry you say as Malaysia Boleh... TRY DOING SUCH CRIME of desecration of such symbol in my country, you can be shot for TREASON by doing this to the flag in our country.

Some sense of patriotism i can say to the management of CREST over at Dataran 3 two, Jalan 19/1, 46300 Petaling Jaya, Selangor Darul Ehsan. Malaysia.

MALAYSIA Has been a second home to me for the past years i've been stationed away from home and its saddens me to see this rubbish done to flag of the country that has shown me home away from home.
THATS ONE FOR YOUR BOOK OF RECORDS "MALAYSIA BOLEH"