Thursday, March 11, 2010

A GLASS OF WINE


To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink1 liter of water each day, At the end of the year we would have absorbedMore than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..
However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) Because alcohol has to go through a purification processOf boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!